tebak tebakan

NYAMBUNG GAK SIH..
didalam tembok ada bata.. bata dari tanah.. dalam tanah ada kodok, ular, cacing, dll..
nah.. udah sarapan belom?

KAYAK IKLAN
Ada berapa baut dalam satu motor?
178 baut.. belum termasuk ppn10% & diskon 5%

ROTI.. OH.. ROTI..
Bagaimana proses terjadinya roti?
saat adonan dimasukkan dalam oven.. terjadilah pergolakan batin yang sangat hebat. sehingga
menimbulkan keadaan yang tidak menyenangkan..kar'na itu si roti emosi dan tekanannya naik dan..
roti siap dihidangkan..

OH.. GITU TOH
Kenapa kita harus patuhi peraturan lalu lintas?
Agar.. pak polisi gak ada kerjaan

TANGGAL..
Tanggal berapa yang bikin orang senang?
Tanggalkan saja semua yang kau pakai..

OH.. JADI GITU..
Kenapa kutu bisa bikin kepala gatal?
Yaa.. kar'na udah jadi jalan hidupnya

How to know we are smart people?
try speak to mime..
Why mime doesn't say anything?
cause.. they don't no what to say

Can U tell me why plane get fly?
maybe not cause they flatus

Hp

MAIL BOX SPEAKING..
Maaf.. nomor yang anda tuju sedang tidak aktif. coba beberapa menit lagi atau lain kali.
The number U are calling is not active at conflict area.. please try again on wartel or
tell your friend to send message in mail box.

PULSA GRATIS
S'lamat, anda sedang mendapatkan pulsa gratisan.
tanpa syarat !! tanpa ketentuan !!
layanan ini berlaku untuk nomor nomor yang tidak aktif, tanpa daftar !, tanpa registrasi !.
untuk membatalkan layanan ini.. silahkan buang HP anda. informasi lebih lanjut hubungi
kantor pos terdekat.

SMS REG..
Anda ingin tahu nasib anda..
cepetan ketik REG NASIB NAMA ANDA lalu kirim ke kantor pos terjauh dari rumah anda.

SMS FOREVER..
S'karang tahun 2008, kemarin 2007, tahun depan 2009. nah.. berapakah umur saya?

english scrables

How to stop Ur stress?
easy.. just write an sms I'M NOT STRESS, then.. throw far away Ur cellphone.

Who's fast.. turtle or rabbit?
as long as rabbit doesn't going to playboy outlet.

Big long brown and taste is good?
Chocolate candy..

Everyone can get money so easy.. ihave would question.. where's they meet money, can i get the card name or the adress

how to get elephant into refrigerator?
think first.. if U don't know.. don't asked me. cause i don't know it i asksed U

How to know we are smart people?
try speak to a mime..

Why mime doesn't say anything?
cause.. they don't no what to say

Can U tell me why plane get fly?
maybe not cause they flatus

pepatah patah patah

PEPATAH MENGATAKAN..

Air beriak.. tanda tak dalam
Air tenang.. buat berenang

Ada gula ada..
Susu, kopi, teh

Witing tresno jalaran kakehan mangan telo
(cinta itu karena kebanyakan makan ketela)

Rawe rawe rantas
Malang malang.. ngebak'i dalan

Bagai menjilat air ludah
HUEEEEEKKK.. JOROK.. CAH

Bergulat diatas ring.. kesengsaraan kau dapat
Bergulat diatas ranjang.. kenikmatan kau dapat

Dimana ada aspal.. disitu ada jalan

Berakit rakit ke hulu.. berenang ke tepian..
Kalo ga' bisa berenang, pake' perahu..
perahu bocor.. besok tak bikinin jembatan

Ada api pasti ada asap juga ubi bakar

Rajin pangkal pandai
Hemat kalo kita mampu

Sedikit demi sedikit.. lama lama.. lama sekali yaa..

Malu bertanya.. pake' SMS'an donk

guyon toilet

saat ku jalan jalan ke ambarukmo, tak terasa toilet melambai lambai.. tak kuat ku menahan godaanya. akhirnya tekadku bulat pergi ke toilet. di sana terpajang MAN'S TOILET and FEMALE TOILET, nah di situ aku kepikiran.. waria masuk yang mana ya.. ??? jika udah tahu jawabanya kirimkan ke imran13v@yahoo.co.id

english poems

Ur face make me happy
Ur smell is good
Ur body so nice
Ur skin look fresh
I don't pattien for get U..
OK.. I BUY THIS FISH ONE!!

I will get married next week.
there will be a small celebration & limited guests will be invited.
please don't bring any gift,
just bring me A RIGHT PERSON TO MARRY ME..

I look at the stars, the stars are beautiful..
I look at U,
I..
I..
I'd rather look at the stars again, he.. he..

When things go wrong & when sadness fill ur heart & when tears flow in ur eyes..
just let me know.. coz i want to be there for U.
i'm selling tissue, buy 1 get 1 free!!

This time i'm sure about what i fell & i'm going to say..
I..
I L..
I LOV..
I LOVE YOUR..
YOUR MESSAGE.. HA.. HA..

I saw U walking on the street,
Ur lips.. Ur eyes.. Ur nose..
everything look perfect,
I couldn't help sing to my self
WHO LET DOGS OUT!!
WOOF! WOOF!! WOOF!!!

If U fell U R great 'n smartes people on the world,
try speak with a mime..

My lovely lady..
I think U everyday
with U i'm not lonely
My beauty lady..
U save me from deathly
Ur love.. can't ugly
My lady.. please..
SEND ME MONEY.. OK!!