where's the way ?

an angel down to the earth. he wants to mail a letter. but.. he don't know
wheres post office. till far, he meets someone, and asked
Angel :"um.. sorry. did U know wheres post office?"
Man :"oh, just go straight then turn left. it's beside drug store!"
angel :"thanks, for repay Ur honest, i'll tell U short way to heaven"
man :"no.. no.. no.. i won't !!"
angel :"why.. are U wants to hell!?"
man :"no..no.. how's U tell me short way to heaven, if U don't know way to
post office!"

my question ?

did U know, why aircraft happen?
cause.. at sky haven't a gas station

U want see dull face?
easy.. just look at mirror

why superman wear under shorts out?
hmm.. i think he is in hurry

U know.. how many chlotes superman have?
ummm.. yeah.. it's not problem. cause his can get free on depstores

three useful of flash?
delivery, fecth Ur kid, bring U faraway from retail

did U know ?

3 way to know who's Ur baby after adult
if they want's money, they were a bussinesman
if they want's girls, they were a playboy
if they want's wisky, they were mafia, gangster, yakuza
but, if they want's all of three.. BE CAREFUL


when i see a baby, i think.. how peaceful i'm a baby..
yeah.. however, i can't make date with girl if i'm a baby


when in new york, and saw liberty statue.. i always think..
are the statue have a rest or vacation.