papan pengumuman

SEBUAH PAPAN PENGUMUMAN TERTULIS

"MALING HARAP LAPOR RT/RW SETEMPAT 1X24 JAM"

pemakaman 2

seorang penjaga makam terkejut rumahnya dikerumuni
mayat mayat yang sedang marah marah
"waduh.. waduh.. da pa nih? kokm protes disini
bukanya dah bersihkan semua makam kalian"
"bukan itu masalahnya"
"MAKAM KAMI KEBANJIRAN PAK!! numpang ngungsi disini ya
sukur sukur nanti dapat bantuan dari pemerintah"

pemakaman

di sebuah pintu pemakaman tertulis

"MENYEDIAKAN TOUR GUIDE KE AKHERAT, BIAYA BISA NEGO"

GILA BOLA

wasit telah meniup peluit tendangan bebas, tetapi pemain yang akan mengeksekusi
bola beklum bergerak.
"woiii... dah tak tiup kok gak tendang. tak kartu nanti"
"kalo kartu ga' masalah pak. tapi tuh liat!!"
digawang tertulis
"MAAF!! SEDANG KE TOILET SEBENTAR"

teacher

a very fierce teacher [is] teaching,
entire/all its student laugh to [him].
" kept quiet..... dare to all of you
laugh my Iesson moment. what joking?"
" he he he. emm... forgiveness, sir.
hi hi hi... you not yet weared pants"
" what......? oh my god"

alladin

a reporter [is] holding an interview with aladin
" wow, aladin. magnificent [of] your carpet.
but, why you always ride fly carpet in each your scene"
" yeah... that because we don't have money to buy a plane"

soldier

a commandant. [is] giving instruction to its soldier.
" we have to the spirit [of], we have defeated many enemy.
and me can smell victory now. oh.. really refresh"
" ehm.. forgiveness, sir"
" what is it?"
" non victory smell, sir. i'm flatus!!!"

my granpa

" my grandchild, if grandfather have died.
you manage all grandfather escrow.
and don't forget request [of] last this your grandfather. ok"
" lho... but, grandfather?"
" caw take care but. justly in essence listen go. ok"
" non that grandfather. but its problem,
isn't it true that grandfather die last one hour"
" oh my god, i forget"

hunter n the dog

a hunter have shot its property hunting. and order its dog catching its.
" heh, dog. catch and bring here hunting animal"
" huaaaaaaaah, I very tired sir"
" tired [of] fatigue, you not yet worked all day long this?"
" (it) is true correctness, but is, mentioned [of] night,
I go to discotic until morning, I still sleepy and my head still dizzy"

headline news

headline a newspaper
" HAVE DIED GRIEVOUS CONSIDERABLY.
A CORPSE WHICH [IS] GOING HOME FROM DISCOTIC.
HE DIE BECAUSE
STUMBLING ANT WHICH [IS] DEFECTING ROAD;STREET"

dog

someone which walk to pass a house.
see a dog which [is] urine impolitely.
" base, dog, impolite [of] [common/ public]
urine in place like this. embarrassing"
" em... I am only imitating my sir which [is]
urine at the opposite of tree there"
" haaaaaaaaaa........."
"oh.. how terrible"

ant

why ant always work together?
you will not meet ant work together
if/when them work [in] a office.

ant n firefly

an ant see firefly and he marvel
" wow, truly wonderful [is] your x'self. you glow, cool!!"
" yes.. (it) is true, cool. but...."
" but what?"
" but, because glittering. I cannot take a pee quietly"

aero plane

a plane which in flight arrive to arrive its machine stuck.
" to [all] passenger, hoped don't panic. its plane machine stuck"
" waaaaaaaaaaaa..."
" but don't worry. officer have weared ganset temporarily
so that we can until the target of.
and don't forget to pray in order
not to lost the way to hell. thank you"